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"A load of Bulls"
(Working title)
Chapter 1 - 1st June 09

With the help of my Diners card, Nick Van der Steen and I found ourselves in the showroom of Achilles Motors the Lamborghini Dealer in Rome. If I had known then how many times I would have to again suffer the indignity of flying with Alitilia “Always Late in Take Off Always Late In Arrival”, I think I would have started hitching home, however, here we were on a beautiful summers morning in 1971, with nothing much more than hope in our wallets, and enthusiasm in our hearts.
The showroom, beautifully designed in fine Italian marble and chrome furniture, enhanced the fine display of a Muira S, and an Espada II in pride of place. They also had a Maserati Ghibli, and a selection of Alfa's, all beautifully prepared and presented. The showroom was set high on one of Romes famous seven hills, and the view was stunning, offering my first view of the Colosseum.
We were offered espresso coffee, another first, the start of a lifetime love affair with this elixir which only the Italians seem to get completely right.
Guildo Paione the proprietor of Achilles motors had been kind enough to get a new camshaft for a Maserati Ghibli I had in stock. The car was a beautiful canary yellow with black leather interior it had at one time been owned by Brit Eckland, a present from Peter Sellers. It was a 'little bit left hand drive' which did not help its value but did nothing to detract from its aesthetics. Achilles motor had Nick that Lamborghini were unhappy with their current UK importers and would be pleased to talk with us. We were anxious to explore the possibility of taking over the franchise without delay. We were to learn, however, our first lesson of Italian business – nothing happens until they are ready.
Thus we adjourned to a nearby trattoria for a typical Roman lunch, salted bread with a drizzle of olive oil, a large shared bowl of tagliatelle in a tomato sauce with olives and a piece of fried fish. I have no idea what kind of fish, and the language barrier left me none the wiser. The table was further decorated with a bottle of red wine, and a bottle of water. I was surprised to see our host,Guido mix his wine with water. This was a most civilized meal befitting the City we were in, and at a cost that was laughable. I asked what the plan of action was, Guildo beamed. He had booked us into a small hotel a few kilometers away, and suggested we have some rest then sample the delights of Rome in the evening. He regretted not be able to meet with us but one of his most important clients had called that very morning and he had to entertain him. He did, however, promise that in the morning he would be pleased to collect us, and take us to the factory at 8, or 9 – probably.
We thanked Guido profusely, and asked if he could give us an idea of what we should expect from the visit, he said we could chat about it on the journey as he had to return to the office.
We trailed along, and collected our luggage which was piled into an Alfa 1750, and thus we were driven to the hotel by one of Guildo's mechanics. The ride was even more frightening than the one from the airport that morning. We were introduced to the Roman style of driving which seemed to owe more to driving in the shade than obeying road signs, or traffic laws. The Italians drive on the edge as an art form with total concentration and skill. After a few minutes we arrived at the hotel, another revelation. How could a city as fine as Rome allow such a monstrosity to be built anywhere, let alone within sight of Vatican City? ... an enduring mystery. The style, if this the right word, can only be described, as 1940's Pill Box for all I know it may have been converted from one. The rooms were however clean bright, and the cost, as always, clearly shown on bedroom door was as good as the architecture was bad.
After a quick shower I met up with Nick in the small bar and we enjoyed another espresso while sorting out what to do next. I had met Nick a year, or so earlier while running Silvertune, a small garage and work shop at the unfashionable end of the Kings Road, Chelsea. I was dealing in used Alfas, Reliant Scimitars, Marcos and Lotus. I usually had at least one exotic car in stock more for my personal use than as a profit generator. I would also often take cars on sale, or return thus expanding the stock without contracting the wallet.
Nick was more of a 'trader in the trade' finding cars for other dealers and supplying his own loyal and growing client base. He operated from a room above a mews garage in Notting Hill Gate the stock parked in the mews, except the one he most needed to get rid of, which was closeted in the one car garage. Neither of us had much capital behind us certainly not enough to consider taking the UK franchise for one of the worlds most prestigious car marques. One of Nick's clients was Robert Harris an old Etonian the same age as me, at this time I had never met him – we all jealously guarded our clients. Nick was very optimistic that Harris would provide some financial backing.
So it was with this rather tenuous potential backing that we sat in the small garden at the rear of the hotel sipping cold Peroni beers and considered our position. Neither of us fancied sampling the delights of the great metropolis that is Rome, rather to get our thoughts together, before what promised to be a life changing day ahead of us.
We agreed that the first hurdle was to get the factory to believe in us. We hoped that perhaps they would grant us credit on the stock in a similar way that franchised dealers were offered by finance companies in the UK. In the UK the quid per pro was that the finance company would charge a very low rate but gain from getting the hire purchase business. Perhaps the factory would offer a similar deal with the lure of increased sales as the bait, or perhaps not.
Our next concern was the existing owners of the concession. What was the contract and could it be broken? We had not met the current concessionaires, Roger Windsor and Stefan Wingate and did not know much about them. They were not from the motor trade,
Then there was the problem of where would operate from? Silvertune was way to small and scruffy as was Nick and his mews lock-up – only the quality of the beer stopped us from getting very depressed.
It was decided that I would fly the flag of sales and Nick would provide the assurance that finance would be available. Well at least I had driven a couple of Lamborgini's and even sold one. This was not much of a plan but its all we had, perhaps we would glean some more insight from Guildo on the morrow.
So after a surprisingly good night’s sleep we met in the hotel restaurant for a light breakfast and more delicious coffee. 8:00 am came and went and by 8.45 am we were becoming increasingly anxious. Then a beautiful metallic green Lamborghini Espada swept into the small entrance and out popped a young man wearing a natty rally jacket complete with a Lamborghini badge and 'Achillies Motors Roma' emblazoned across the front.
He nodded to us – the English are so easy to spot abroad – and headed for reception. The receptionist called us over and said that this was Stefano who regrettably spoke no English but was here to take us to the factory. Guildo had, it seemed, tried to phone us but not unusually was unable to get though he would call us at the factory later.
“Well so much for getting the inside information on the journey” Nick smiled. We introduced ourselves and thanked him via the obliging receptionist and thanked her for a pleasant stay.
So with our luggage stowed in the Espada's surprisingly large boot we were chauffeured out into the chaos of Romes traffic. We were on our way, the Colosseum appeared on our right quite magnificent and all the more exciting to see it though a fog of Vespas, Lambrettas and Fiats, all driven with the same panache as their ancestors, charioteers two millennium earlier. Nuns scattering and being moved closer to god, wimples in the air, zebra crossings a target area, traffic lights like a starting grid,or so it seemed.
Stefano guided the Espada though this mayhem and towards the outskirts of the city. We finely reached the toll booth for Auto Strada del Sol which would take north some 250 miles to Moderna.
Stefano reach out and collected a toll ticket and then we were off. He took the car slowly up though the gears until we reached 150 KPH, the car was almost new and we both wondered why we had been provided with such an elegant form of transport. It later transpired that the owner wanted its first service done at the factory and would collect it from there in a few days.
After an uneventful 200 kilometers miles, or so we pulled off into an Agip service area for fuel and coffee. Motorway service stations in the UK were dire in the seventies, come think of it they still are. This one was different the coffee was perfectly served with a Biscotti, and a smile.
Nick and I swapped places and I shoed myself into a rear seat which was surprisingly comfortable if a little on the snug side. I had driven an Espada before but this was Nicks first time in one. We exchanged complimentary comments on the car, the driver and splendid discipline of the other drivers. None of the cut and thrust of Rome but still the same level of concentration from the other drivers. They actually used the third lane for overtaking and pulled over straight after.
We were both quiet and reflective, and then Nick said “well it’s last nights plan then”, I replied “It’s all we have, nothing ventured nothing gained” Nick nodded.
After another hour, or so we approached the exit for Modena, Stefano proffered the ticket at the toll booth and paid with a bunch of notes. The journey had taken half the time it would have taken in the UK even with its embryonic motorway system.
So onto Modena which was a little like modern day Slough but with the charm of a truly magnificent city center. With no time to admire this we swept past the Maserati factory and then out into the country towards Santa Agata. The flat featureless countryside gave no hint as to what lay ahead, until rounding sharp bent a lime green Muira presented itself coming towards us at a speed that could only be described as reckless.
Hands of greeting were exchanged between Stafano and the driver and then looking over the squat majesty of the Muira the factory hove into view. A large square building with an imposing entrance set in the middle of a never ending farmland. We turned into the entrance and the barrier opened as if by magic. You needed no pass, other than a Lamborghini coming home.
Parking among some thirty other Lamboghinis we disembarked from our new found metallic green friend and stood like two school boys on their first day with our luggage taking the place of a new satchel . We thanked our 'piloti' as best we could with 'mille grazie's' a phrase remembered from the last coffee stop, and big smiles.
We never saw him again and he might never know what a part he played in Lamborghini's next 10 years.
After a few minutes drinking in the atmosphere and surveying the parked cars we heard a “good morning” and Ubaldo Scarzi introduced himself as the sales manager of Lamborghini.
The gatekeeper had done his job and alerted him to our arrival. Scarzi had seen our interest in the parked cars and said “in for service”. Judging by the number plates people sent them a long way for service. The majority were Italian but Switzerland, France and Germany were well represented. The service and spares department was located in its own buildings across from the main factory and provided a profitable contribution to the fragile finances of the factory. Leaving our luggage with a smiling gatekeeper we were let into the main factory area. The factory was a hive of inactivity as Scarzi explained that there was a strike on. I wondered where the pickets were, as England also had its fair share, or some might unfair share of industrial action.
It seems we were just in time for lunch and were led into the dining hall. The directorate ate in a room with space for twenty although today there were only about ten.
The work force, or on this occasion, the strikers ate and drank the same in equally nice surroundings.
“Buon giorno's” were exchanged but the serious art of lunch resumed with no delay, even my untrained ear, I could understand the talk was singularly about the cars.
Local bread rolls appeared and soon disappeared, I was hungry. This was followed by the obligatory spaghetti served with fried chicken. Bottles of Lambrusco and bottled water were spread about and I gratefully accepted a glass, not forgetting to add the water – when in Rome - or nearby anyway! Lambrusco was a local rough wine which you opened by removing a foil lid not unlike that of a milk bottle. It was slightly fizzy and quite potent, I always enjoy it in Italy but it does not seem to travel well.
Scarzi introduced us to Dott. Ing Paulo Stanzi the then chief of engineering. The Italians gave much more social respect to engineers you can hardly see the English calling one a Doctor. That may be part of the reason we now pretty much only manufacture hamburgers. Then a lanky guy in full race overalls came in Scarzi introduced us to Bob Wallace the New Zealander who was the factory test driver and had been driving the Muira we saw earlier. I hoped that another English speaker may be of help to our cause but it soon became apparent that Bob would have staved to death if words were food. Thus, yet another problem was brought into sharp relief, we did not speak Italian and they did not speak much English - a great start. Nick was very quiet as Scarzi and I exchanged small talk – very small talk – however he did seem to be getting more into his stride.
He offered to show us around, first visiting the parts department – of limited interest except there seemed to be quiet a lot of empty bins perhaps they were expanding, my optimism knew no bounds. Then onto the serving area, no shortage of customers and decked out with very impressive equipment. There seemed to be a slow trickle of workers returning from lunch, Scarzi explained the strike was over. “Good” I said “the matter is settled?”, he replied “it was a regional matter and nothing to do with the factory” it seems in Italy if you kick one of them they all limp. We then proceed across the car park to the main building.
There were two 'production lines' one for Muira's and the other for Espada's with an occasional Jarama. The cars were moved down the line by hand rather like Henry Fords first factory 75 years earlier. The bodies arrived fully trimmed and painted from Bertone in Turin so it was just a matter of adding the running gear, engine, gearbox and wheels.
Half way down the factory was an enormous machine which I later found out was for making crankshafts. In all my many visits I never saw it running, too much capacity and not enough money to make anything, the life of Lamborghini in the 70's. It was obvious that Ferrucio Lamborghini had poured a lot of money into this enterprise.
This part of the factory also contained the engines assembly department. The bought-in 'rough cast' engine blocks, cylinder heads and gear box casings were lovingly finished off and then passed to the building jigs where each engine and gear box was put together by one engineer.
The completed engines were then taken to one of four engine testing rooms. The sound proof booths allowed each engine to be tested for up to 12 hours without hearing damage. The engines were hooked up to an oil supply which was constantly filtered and tested for quality, and cooling water pumped round and round to large heat exchanger on the roof. This allowed the 'driver' to change revs and run though various test programs. The result was that the engine was not only checked for integrity but was 'run in' under optimum conditions before being mated with its new chassis.
Scarzi trotted on a pace and we turned right into the huge marble entrance hall and up an equally impressive marble stair case which would have done justice to any grand hotel in Europe. At the landing we turned left to the commercial section to the right were the drawing, engineering, development and production offices.
We were ushered into Scarzi's office and introduced to Miss Ingrid, his secretary. Miss Ingrid was very unassuming, and only for the point of description a little mousy, she could have been any age between 30 and 50. Her English was very good and she had an impish smile, She was the power behind the throne, I surmised.
Nick had gone even quieter, if that was possible, and looked well out of his depth, I empathised with him, but my enthusiasm buoyed me up.
“Ah, England, Ferrari do very well there” opened Scarzi “Yes” I said “ the new Dino is becoming very popular and the Daytona is a fine Car”. Scarzi continued to say how the investment of Fiat had allowed a rapid expansion at Marenello the home of Ferrari, a few miles away. He also said Ferrari had an excellent importer, Colonel Ronnie Hoare at Marrenello Concessionaires based in Esher, Surrey. How did we see Lamborgini's future in the UK? he asked.
Nick made the point that there were very few Lamborghini's being sold most as personal imports. It was common knowledge that if you showed up at the factory you could order a right hand drive car. He further said that the current importers were not motor traders and had other substantial businesses to run. There premises situated in the then still run down east end of London were unattractive and to small. I asked how many cars the current importers had sold this year. Scarzi said “a few” I did not press the point “but we have another Muira being finished off in the Factory”.
How many cars did he think could be sold in the UK I asked. He look out of the window for a moment and replied “I think the same as Germany about 40 a year”. Could he supply 40 a year I asked, “certainly” he said. With a big smile. This was, yet another area that we had not given much thought. The UK was in a boom, property, retailing and business was in a most optimistic mood. Rather than old money ruling, a new class of entrepreneur had arisen with new money. They were keen to show they had arrived and what better way to arrive than in a Lamborghini?
I was 23 years old and had no idea it was impossible to take over the concession without a business plan, finance, or premises but I felt strangely at home. The phone rang, “Pronto” “Pronto” Scarzi shouted into it, the telephone still seemed to be a novelty in Italy and not to be trusted. Ingrid said “ the German importer, Hubert Hanne, has just arrived to collect three cars”. Scarzi made his apologies and disappeared saying we should meet this evening as his guests for dinner. The Penny, or perhaps Lira dropped and I realised we had as, yet not booked a hotel.
I asked Miss Ingrid if she could suggest on fairly locally one “Ah yes, The Real Fini, in Moderna, all our dealers and client speak highly of it” she reached for the phone. Five minutes later and much rapid fire Italian later, she said “No problem I have booked you two rooms and will let Ubaldo know”. It was now nearly four o'clock Ingrid said she would arrange lift for us shortly and scurried off.
Nick and I exchanged glances, “lets chat at the Hotel” he nodded his agreement. Miss Ingid reappeared say that we were in luck “Paolo Stanzani is going to Moderna and would be pleased to drop you off” chirped Miss Ingrid. She further explained that he had been with the factory since Ferruccio started it in 1963 and had been responsible with Ing. Dallara for the Muira. He was now in charge of the factory and when not attending to that he was in charge of the Countach project.
We followed her down to the factory floor, low and behold work was in progress. We had no time to view further as Ingrid shepherded us along, and out into the still bright sunshine.
Ingrid bid us good day and wished us a pleasant evening and suggested we wait for Ing. Stanzani who would be with us shortly.
The gatekeeper greeted us with equally sunny smile and brought our bags out. “England” he said, “Manchester United” we smiled and nodded, the Italians are passionate about football, we found out later the factory even had its own team. Personally, if Chelsea and Arsenal were playing in my back garden, I would get up and close the curtains. This is a opinion best kept away from Italians.
The gate opened and a small tan Mercedes saloon filled the gap with Ing.Stanzarni at the helm. We piled our luggage into the boot and climbed in, he apologised that he spoke little English but hoped we would enjoy our trip. Like most dedicated people his world was that of his speciality and little else. The journey was silent but quick just 10 kilometres, the Maserati factory appeared again, on our left then a quick right and we were outside the Real Fini.
We made thank you noises and disembarked. A smartly dress doorman whisked away our luggage and opened the doors into a small but again beautifully presented lobby.
The check in, manned by a smart suited dapper concierge, the magic word Lamborghini eluded an immediate response and welcome. Keys were given to the bell hop who guided us too the tiny lift which wheesed its way to the second floor.
“Bar in half an hour ?” said Nick,”too right I replied”. The room was again a riot of taste, with a fine view over the main street, I spent a minute, or two drinking in the atmosphere. Showered and changed I soon felt refreshed and ready to refresh the inner man.
Nick was already in the small bar with two large Gin and Tonics at the ready. A safe bet too order gin and tonic as it takes no translating.
We withdrew to a small table and I started with “now what?” Nick said that he felt they considered us more substantial than perhaps we were. He added that perhaps Achilles motors had talked us up a tad. I suggested that perhaps they were desperate. The truth would turn out to be somewhere between the two.
We decided that as we did not really have a plan we would stick with it!
Nick said he was very optimistic that if the deal was right, Robert Harris would come up with funds. The phone rang and a few “pronto's” later the bartender asked for Senor Phelips, asking for Van der Steen might have been to confusing. Taking the phone, I said
“Hello”, “ah Roger, this is Ubaldo, I will collect you at eight, is OK?”, “Just fine” I said, his reply “yes, from the Real Fini” was the first of many miss translations that would enliven our dealings in Italy.
Time for another Gin and Tonic, this was not a night to go out alone.
Suitably refreshed we awaited Ubaldo in the lobby. A few moments the doorman called to us,
Ubaldo was double parked in his Peugeot, we clambered in and were off, again into the race track of Italian roads. He explained that the best restaurant in Moderna was the Real Fini.
In a typical eccentric Italian stretch of logic it was not actually in the hotel but about a kilometer away.
Parking a few yards from the restaurant, we entered into a world I had never seen before. The Maître de welcomed Ubaldo like a long lost brother, for all we knew he might have been.
You normally only ate out in England when the cooker broke down. This was a haven of gastronomic delights. It was still early by Modena time, the Modenesi start to eat about the same time as most English, are considering bed.
A bottle of Lambrusco arrive along with baskets of fresh warm rolls and mounds of butter.
It seems were were to have the restaurant daily specials menu, which suited us fine, we were in no position to navigate our way around a menu. Ubaldo chatted about the cars collected today and how well the Germans were doing. I asked what they were collecting “two Jarmaras and an Espada” he replied, adding “the Jarama does well in Germany and Switzerland”, “Do you think it will do well in England?” he ventured.

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